Things To Do While You Wait For Your Boyfriend's Horribly-Delayed Flight To Arrive At O'Hare

[muckefuck]

• Feed the cat
• Read erotic Argentinian online bear comics(*)
• Drink a cup of hibiscus tea
• Snuggle the cat
• Make duck lo mein and eat it
• Make duck broth with the leftover bones
• Play thirty five games of online solitaire
• Snuggle the cat again
• Play maudlin 80s songs on YouTube
• Have some ice cream
• Follow along on Gameday as the Cardinals destroy Oakland
• Make mint tea from your own spearmint

(*) Link provided upon request.

Comments

[caprinus.livejournal.com]

Sometimes magic is simple! Thanks, I'll try tomorrow :)