Things To Do While You Wait For Your Boyfriend's Horribly-Delayed Flight To Arrive At O'Hare

[muckefuck]

• Feed the cat
• Read erotic Argentinian online bear comics(*)
• Drink a cup of hibiscus tea
• Snuggle the cat
• Make duck lo mein and eat it
• Make duck broth with the leftover bones
• Play thirty five games of online solitaire
• Snuggle the cat again
• Play maudlin 80s songs on YouTube
• Have some ice cream
• Follow along on Gameday as the Cardinals destroy Oakland
• Make mint tea from your own spearmint

(*) Link provided upon request.

Comments

[darkphuque.livejournal.com]

Kindly provide link...

[gorkabear.livejournal.com]

Che boludo, pasá el enlace...

[caprinus.livejournal.com]

How do you make mint tea from your own spearmint? I've been compelled to plant about 10 different kinds of mint in the garden this year, but I don't know what to do with them.

(I know I can google, but I'd love to hear how you do it, since you're such a gourmet :))

[mollyc-q.livejournal.com]

"Play maudlin 80s songs on YouTube" Not that I had any doubt of who was authoring this blog, but - "...brought to you by the man who translated 'I'd like to wish you and unhappy birthday because you are evil and you lie' into German.'