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[muckefuck]

Sojutinites! Does anyone remember the casting for princeofcairo's proposed "Worst Tempest Ever" (the blockbuster film)? What I recall is:

Jessica Alba: Miranda
Robin Williams: Caliban ("He wouldn't need any makeup, he'd just need to take off his shirt")
Val Kilmer: Prospero

I can't remember who Dermot Mulroney was supposed to play; my mind says "Gonzalo", but that doesn't really make sense, does it?

Suggestions for the rest of the cast? Don't hold back--it will have to be awfully stanky to live up to the title, given the depth of princeofcairo's loathing of Greenaway's Prospero's Books.

Comments

[princeofcairo.livejournal.com]

Dermot Mulroney was Ferdinand, but I've got no help for you on who we mis-cast as Gonzalo.

[bunj.livejournal.com]

I'm thinking Mandy Moore, or perhaps Hilary Duff (or some other vapid pop singer) as Ariel.

[snowy-owlet.livejournal.com]

Jaye Davidson!

[febrile.livejournal.com]

Elizabeth Berkeley.

[muckefuck.livejournal.com]

Charlotte Church.

[snowy-owlet.livejournal.com]

I'm screaming now.

[carneggy.livejournal.com]

Much more horrific to use Hayley "No, I'm not her brother, that's my actual face" Duff instead.

"Whoa...."

[febrile.livejournal.com]

Reuniting Bill & Ted to play Stefano and Trinculo.

[carneggy.livejournal.com]

Ariel clearly needs to be CGI'ed, with the voice of Gilbert Gottfried.

And as the power-hungry, murderous Antonio: well, let's use a real Italian as the Duke of Milan: Roberto Begnini!