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[muckefuck]

Sojutinites! Does anyone remember the casting for princeofcairo's proposed "Worst Tempest Ever" (the blockbuster film)? What I recall is:

Jessica Alba: Miranda
Robin Williams: Caliban ("He wouldn't need any makeup, he'd just need to take off his shirt")
Val Kilmer: Prospero

I can't remember who Dermot Mulroney was supposed to play; my mind says "Gonzalo", but that doesn't really make sense, does it?

Suggestions for the rest of the cast? Don't hold back--it will have to be awfully stanky to live up to the title, given the depth of princeofcairo's loathing of Greenaway's Prospero's Books.

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[febrile.livejournal.com]

Reuniting Bill & Ted to play Stefano and Trinculo.