What's slim and tapered that gay men love to chow down on?

[muckefuck]

When I informed him of goreyboy's characterisation of asparagus as "the Gay Vegetable" in a reply to foodpoisoningsf, monshu responded, "But I've always liked asparagus, ever since I was a child."

Q.E.D.!

[ObSimpsons:

Sarah Sloane: And you're not gay!
Ned Flanders: I won't even eat vegetables more than two inches long.]

Comments

UGH!

[darkphuque.livejournal.com]

I guess I am not Gay...
IM-not-so-HO, asparagus is beyond disgusting... only cigars are worse.

[qwrrty.livejournal.com]

I thought asparagus was one of the foods that was supposed to contribute to poor body taste. You've not found that to be true?

[muckefuck.livejournal.com]

It's really hard to separate the effects of the asparagus from the effects of the pack-a-day habit.

[qwrrty.livejournal.com]

Now that's true love.

[muckefuck.livejournal.com]

Well, I'd better not be allowing myself to be killed off slowly for anything less!