What's slim and tapered that gay men love to chow down on?

[muckefuck]

When I informed him of goreyboy's characterisation of asparagus as "the Gay Vegetable" in a reply to foodpoisoningsf, monshu responded, "But I've always liked asparagus, ever since I was a child."

Q.E.D.!

[ObSimpsons:

Sarah Sloane: And you're not gay!
Ned Flanders: I won't even eat vegetables more than two inches long.]

Comments

[qwrrty.livejournal.com]

Now that's true love.

[muckefuck.livejournal.com]

Well, I'd better not be allowing myself to be killed off slowly for anything less!