muckefuck | What's slim and tapered that gay men love to chow down on?

When I informed him of

goreyboy's characterisation of asparagus as "the Gay Vegetable" in a reply to

monshu responded, "But I've always liked asparagus, ever since I was a child."

Q.E.D.!

[ObSimpsons:

Sarah Sloane: And you're not gay!
Ned Flanders: I won't even eat vegetables more than two inches long.]

I guess I am not Gay...
IM-not-so-HO, asparagus is beyond disgusting... only cigars are worse.

I thought asparagus was one of the foods that was supposed to contribute to poor body taste. You've not found that to be true?

It's really hard to separate the effects of the asparagus from the effects of the pack-a-day habit.

Now that's true love.

Well, I'd better not be allowing myself to be killed off slowly for anything less!