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[muckefuck]

Ten things you may have done that I will never do

1. Join a commune
2. Drive a Hummer
3. Topology
4. Fix a meal for 100 persons or more
5. Acid
6. Give birth
7. Allen Ginsburg
8. Command a platoon
9. Move to New York City
10. Get divorced

Ten things none of us has done and never will do

1. Pay a fair price for sugar in the USA
2. Fellate Papa Hemingway
3. Command hyperdulia
4. Slip through a rift in the space-time continuum
5. Understand the Carlist Wars
6. Elect a black man president
7. Speak !Kung
8. Solve the Mystery of Finnish Testicles
9. Get your entire family to go to the beach dressed as characters from Sailor Moon
10. Start a revolution

Comments

[snowy-owlet.livejournal.com]

Bless you.

I was SO CLOSE to posting the Ten Worst Things That Ever Happened To Me in a fit of snarkiness, but it was too depressing.

[danbearnyc.livejournal.com]

B.3. - No, but I did visit BVM's humble cottage at Ephesus.

[muckefuck.livejournal.com]

So you offered it, dear, you didn't receive it. Which of us hasn't done that?

[danbearnyc.livejournal.com]

Well it's not quite something those of us in the Anglican communion consider seemly.

[muckefuck.livejournal.com]

And after all, seemliness is what God's Frozen People are all about!

[danbearnyc.livejournal.com]

That and 12 year single malts.

[qwrrty.livejournal.com]

Get your entire family to go to the beach dressed as characters from Sailor Moon

You're trying to challenge us, aren't you?

It won't work.

DAMMIT!

[muckefuck.livejournal.com]

My feeble ruse has been seen through like the amniotic sac of an Icelandic calf!

[gopower.livejournal.com]

Fie upon you! We shall never rest until evil sugar quotas are repealed, though it may take #10.

[aadroma.livejournal.com]

Get your entire family to go to the beach dressed as characters from Sailor Moon

Isn't it bad enough I had to endure my BROTHER doing this one?


Give birth

Jeez, you just don't wanna try ANYTHING, do you? ^_^

#8

[his-regard.livejournal.com]

Well, you certainly commanded us into these mountains, Owlet. And it feels like we've been here for ages.

Re: #8

[snowy-owlet.livejournal.com]

My brain just turned over. Da will understand why.

[kayiwa.livejournal.com]

Elect a black man president in the US you mean -yes? I have done this 2 times (elect a black man president) when I participate in the Ugandan elections.

Touché!

[muckefuck.livejournal.com]

My reflexive imperialistic cultural biases trip me up again!

Re: Touché!

[kayiwa.livejournal.com]

yes, because when I think of you these are some of the first adjectives that come to mind. :-P

[muckefuck.livejournal.com]

As well they should! My disdain and contempt for non-Americans and their nations is very well chronicled in this journal.

[his-regard.livejournal.com]

I dare you to say that in 12 different languages.

[muckefuck.livejournal.com]

I'm pressed for time, so let's say one a day, okay? Start out with German, since it's a no-brainer and I presently have no brain:

Meine Verachtung und Geringschätzung von Nichtamerikanern und ihren Nationen werden in diesem Journal recht gut aufgezeichnet.