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[muckefuck]

Ten things you may have done that I will never do

1. Join a commune
2. Drive a Hummer
3. Topology
4. Fix a meal for 100 persons or more
5. Acid
6. Give birth
7. Allen Ginsburg
8. Command a platoon
9. Move to New York City
10. Get divorced

Ten things none of us has done and never will do

1. Pay a fair price for sugar in the USA
2. Fellate Papa Hemingway
3. Command hyperdulia
4. Slip through a rift in the space-time continuum
5. Understand the Carlist Wars
6. Elect a black man president
7. Speak !Kung
8. Solve the Mystery of Finnish Testicles
9. Get your entire family to go to the beach dressed as characters from Sailor Moon
10. Start a revolution

Comments

[gopower.livejournal.com]

Fie upon you! We shall never rest until evil sugar quotas are repealed, though it may take #10.