Comment whoring--now in handy meme-influenced tabular form!

[muckefuck]

Ten things you may have done that I will never do

1. Join a commune
2. Drive a Hummer
3. Topology
4. Fix a meal for 100 persons or more
5. Acid
6. Give birth
7. Allen Ginsburg
8. Command a platoon
9. Move to New York City
10. Get divorced

Ten things none of us has done and never will do

1. Pay a fair price for sugar in the USA
2. Fellate Papa Hemingway
3. Command hyperdulia
4. Slip through a rift in the space-time continuum
5. Understand the Carlist Wars
6. Elect a black man president
7. Speak !Kung
8. Solve the Mystery of Finnish Testicles
9. Get your entire family to go to the beach dressed as characters from Sailor Moon
10. Start a revolution

Comments

Re: Touché!

[kayiwa.livejournal.com]

yes, because when I think of you these are some of the first adjectives that come to mind. :-P

[muckefuck.livejournal.com]

As well they should! My disdain and contempt for non-Americans and their nations is very well chronicled in this journal.

[his-regard.livejournal.com]

I dare you to say that in 12 different languages.

[muckefuck.livejournal.com]

I'm pressed for time, so let's say one a day, okay? Start out with German, since it's a no-brainer and I presently have no brain:

Meine Verachtung und Geringschätzung von Nichtamerikanern und ihren Nationen werden in diesem Journal recht gut aufgezeichnet.