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Thanks to an anonymous benefactor in the Graduate School, I am the proud possessor of a dozen sheets of white typing paper with DO NOT DESTROY printed on them in two inch-high letters.

Any suggestions for what to do with them?
Date: 2005-02-14 08:25 pm (UTC)

From: [identity profile] welcomerain.livejournal.com
Tie them to trees on the walkway with green ribbons, and wait for environmentalist students to freak out.
Date: 2005-02-14 08:30 pm (UTC)

From: [identity profile] carneggy.livejournal.com
Glue them across important doorways.

Fold and tape it into an envelope to mail a bill with.
Date: 2005-02-14 08:35 pm (UTC)

From: [identity profile] twnchicago.livejournal.com
Pass them out at the bus stop - make eye contact and say in your most serious voice, "do not destroy" and nod your head...
Date: 2005-02-14 08:35 pm (UTC)

From: [identity profile] rollick.livejournal.com
Tape one to your chest and one to your back. They will be immensely helpful in warning off anyone who wishes to destroy you.
Date: 2005-02-14 08:43 pm (UTC)

From: [identity profile] febrile.livejournal.com
Have them laminated. Then have them sealed under the glass they use to house the Declaration of Independence. Then have them bronzed. Then have them encased in carbonite. Then have them locked in a vault with 3' steel-reinforced concrete. Then post armed ninjas with rocket launchers and uzis to protect them. Then bury the whole kit n' kiboodle deep within the earth.

Just be careful of Big Bad Guys and Pesky Do-Gooders who always seem to want to dig up such things for whatever reason. They must not be destroyed.
Date: 2005-02-14 08:55 pm (UTC)

From: [identity profile] mikiedoggie.livejournal.com
Honestly? I'd DESTROY THEM, laughing manically the entire time, screaming and yelling and littering bits and pieces of the paper all over the ground as you run shouting from the room in a panicked dash of glee.

Or something like that.
Date: 2005-02-14 09:32 pm (UTC)

From: [identity profile] snowy-owlet.livejournal.com
Photocopy [livejournal.com profile] monshu's face onto them and post them about town.
Date: 2005-02-14 09:47 pm (UTC)

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From: [identity profile] qwrrty.livejournal.com
Frame them! Post them prominently in the office!

If anyone looks confused, you can smile enigmatically and shrug slightly, to illustrate your pity for those who don't get postmodern art.
Date: 2005-02-14 10:09 pm (UTC)

From: [identity profile] aadroma.livejournal.com
I suppose taping them all over your apartment building would raise a few eyebrows ...
Date: 2005-02-14 10:26 pm (UTC)

From: [identity profile] muckefuck.livejournal.com
Not to mention bring down the wrath of management! I live every day in fear that someone will report me for my illegal New Year's couplets and papercuts!

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