Have them laminated. Then have them sealed under the glass they use to house the Declaration of Independence. Then have them bronzed. Then have them encased in carbonite. Then have them locked in a vault with 3' steel-reinforced concrete. Then post armed ninjas with rocket launchers and uzis to protect them. Then bury the whole kit n' kiboodle deep within the earth.
Just be careful of Big Bad Guys and Pesky Do-Gooders who always seem to want to dig up such things for whatever reason. They must not be destroyed.
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Date: 2005-02-14 08:43 pm (UTC)Just be careful of Big Bad Guys and Pesky Do-Gooders who always seem to want to dig up such things for whatever reason. They must not be destroyed.