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[muckefuck]

Thanks to an anonymous benefactor in the Graduate School, I am the proud possessor of a dozen sheets of white typing paper with DO NOT DESTROY printed on them in two inch-high letters.

Any suggestions for what to do with them?

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[carneggy.livejournal.com]

Glue them across important doorways.

Fold and tape it into an envelope to mail a bill with.