Whoah, Nellie!

[muckefuck]

You know how they say that when you have sex with someone, you're also having sex with everyone that person has ever had sex with? With that in mind, did you ever wonder how many times you've fucked a horse?

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[off_coloratura]

Ted: Dude, do not pretend you're not the kind of guy who keeps a list of all the girls he's slept with.

Marshall: I have one. It's called my MARRIAGE LICENSE.

-How I Met Your Mother

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Though in this context, Lily's dalliance in the lobby could present some issues for Marshall.