Whoah, Nellie!

[muckefuck]

You know how they say that when you have sex with someone, you're also having sex with everyone that person has ever had sex with? With that in mind, did you ever wonder how many times you've fucked a horse?

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[qwrrty.livejournal.com]

Not until NOW. :-P

[muckefuck.livejournal.com]

Just payin' it forward, pal.

[off_coloratura]

Ted: Dude, do not pretend you're not the kind of guy who keeps a list of all the girls he's slept with.

Marshall: I have one. It's called my MARRIAGE LICENSE.

-How I Met Your Mother

[lhn.livejournal.com]

Though in this context, Lily's dalliance in the lobby could present some issues for Marshall.

[grunter.livejournal.com]

So, you're saying that my fleshlight secretly takes the horsecock behind my back?

Why, that two-timing, no good floozy. No wonder he's lost all semblence of elasticity these past few weeks.

I have a mind to turn him back into the rubber, wall-crawling spider toys from whence he came. Gosh, darnit.

[muckefuck.livejournal.com]

Think for a moment how much of the time you leave him unsupervised. Even polymers have certain needs!

[snousle.livejournal.com]

What do you mean, "wonder"? LOL.

[richardthinks.livejournal.com]

only in moments of wild delirium.

[tekalynn.livejournal.com]

Can't say as I ever have, really.

[mollyc-q.livejournal.com]

please add another vote for " Can't say as I ever have, really."

[bigbeard61.livejournal.com]

I remember thinking that this slogan was a tool deployed by the patriarchal-puritanical right to use the onset of the HIV epidemic as a means of turning back the advances of the sexual revolution.