The Missus

[muckefuck]

That does it: Next time I get a call asking for "Mister and Missus [monshu's surname]", I'm simply going to say in my deepest, butchest voice, "This is Missus [monshu's surname]" and listen to solicitor on the other end of the line squirm. (At monshu's insistence, my full name is on all the bills, so there's really no excuse for this.)

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[grahamwest.livejournal.com]

Or you could go the Keeping Up Appearances route and say, "[Surname] residence, the lady of the house speaking."