Eat your politics!

[muckefuck]

As threatened in my previous post! I'm making no commitment to respond to suggestions for revisions or update this as conditions change. (For instance, Egypt has been suggested as a silent supporter of the war, but--after today--patriots might not give a flying foul.)

Asterisks (*) denote countries whose presence could be questioned given factors such as public remarks from governmental figures. Names for the categories have been carefully chosen to offend and alienate as many readers as possible.

Patriotic Picks

(based on the NYT's "coalition of the bought offwilling")

Afghani
Albanian
American [DUH!]
Australian [mmm...kangaroo and Fosters!]
Azerbaijani
British
Bulgarian
Colombian
Costa Rican
*Czech [in light of Klaus' recent criticisms, see also below]
Danish
Dutch
Eritrean
Estonian
Ethiopian
Georgian
Honduran
Hungarian
Icelandic
Italian
Japanese
Korean [see below]
Kurdish
Kuwaiti
Latvian
Lithuanian
Macedonian
Marshall Islander
Micronesian
Nicaraguan
Palauese
Filipino
Polish
Portuguese
Romanian
Rwandan
Salvadorean
Singaporean
Slovak
Solomon Islander
(South) Korean
Spanish
*Turkish [see also below]
Ugandan
Uzbeki

Weaslers & Wafflers

Arabian (Saudi and UAE)
Bahraini
*Czech [see also above]
*Egyptian [see also below]
*Iranian [Great Satan vs. Little Satan, who to root for?]
Israeli
Jordanian
Mexican
Omani
Qatari
*Turkish [see also above]

Dissenters' Courageous Choices

EVERYTHING ELSE from the rest of the FREAKIN' WORLD, but particularly:

Columbian [note spelling!]
*Egyptian [see also above]
French [again, DUH!]
German
*Iranian [see also above]
(North) Korean [100% vegetarian tree bark pulgogi!]
Libyan
Palestinian
Russian
Syrian
Vatican

Comments

[muckefuck.livejournal.com]

In that case, I've got a couple of recipes in my Iraqi cookbook, but most of them taste like shi'ite.

[bitterlawngnome.livejournal.com]

'sokay, we'll cheer up the feast with live music by Sunni and Cher.

[muckefuck.livejournal.com]

That's not nasiriyyah. If I had only gone to kirkuking school or if I used better kuts of meat, the dishes wouldn't oil come out so faw.