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So I think I've mentioned before the tips our agent gave us on staging. "Put out some expensive olive oil....You want them to think, 'If I buy this place, I'll be able to afford that.'" She also told us that people always check the refrigerator, so make sure it gleams. And mine really will once cleaned, since after I throw out everything that's expired, expendable, or just too icky to touch, they'll be nothing between the shine and viewer's eyes but a four-pack of beer and a jar of mustard. As I told [livejournal.com profile] monshu, "That does not say 'fabulous lifestyle'. That says 'sad bachelor'."

So what do I need to fill out the space? I could put in a couple bottles of wine, soymilk, and frou-frou juice. e. and I also hit upon yoghurt, which looks healthy and "never goes bad". Other suggestions? [livejournal.com profile] monshu suggested fresh fruit, be we have no idea how long the showings will go on and I'd rather not get something that I have to replace often. Do you know any place that sells realistic plastic meat?

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