TERSE LINES FLUMMOX ME

[muckefuck]

Nothing can make me feel my parser is broken like a news headline. I sometimes wonder if my brain works so differently from that of the target reader that I'm the only who's baffled by journalists' stabs at brevity. Here's tonight's puzzler. Do me a favour and guess what it means before you check your answer at the BBC page where I found it.

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Comments

[goreism.livejournal.com]

I think you can escape with low-degree flummoxing on that one, just by virtue of the fact that most of the other ways to parse it are ludicrous.

Though it might have helped that I read about this a few hours ago, headlines being highly context-dependent.