Morning amusements

[muckefuck]

Last night, I met a sweet young transplant from NC who told amusing stories about his home town. The most hair-raising was about being outed at work from calling 911 to get rid of a harrassing boyfriend and having a co-worker hear the details on the police band radio. But the funniest was probably the one about being in line at a KFC, having the woman in front of him order a bucket of chicken, and hearing the cashier ask:
"Izzat for here or ta go?"
"You think I'ma sit 'n' eat a whole bucket o' chicken by myself?"
"Bitch, I don't know your life!"

We thought that was the best ever comeback. Be forewarned: I'm actively looking for an opportunity to deploy it!

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One of the construction workers I passed on the way to work was wearing a t-shirt which said on the back:

Elvis

Jesus

Coca-Cola

So what do you think the unifying link is?

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