Morning amusements

[muckefuck]

Last night, I met a sweet young transplant from NC who told amusing stories about his home town. The most hair-raising was about being outed at work from calling 911 to get rid of a harrassing boyfriend and having a co-worker hear the details on the police band radio. But the funniest was probably the one about being in line at a KFC, having the woman in front of him order a bucket of chicken, and hearing the cashier ask:
"Izzat for here or ta go?"
"You think I'ma sit 'n' eat a whole bucket o' chicken by myself?"
"Bitch, I don't know your life!"

We thought that was the best ever comeback. Be forewarned: I'm actively looking for an opportunity to deploy it!

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One of the construction workers I passed on the way to work was wearing a t-shirt which said on the back:

Elvis

Jesus

Coca-Cola

So what do you think the unifying link is?

Comments

[pleinweb.livejournal.com]

Just a guess...

Three kings?

[carneggy.livejournal.com]

Please Don't Name Your Children:

[princeofcairo.livejournal.com]

I'll take "Proofs of God's Eternal Love" for $500, Alex.

[sconstant.livejournal.com]

What do you think, given my prior experiences and current situation, that I would think the link would be?

[(Anonymous)]

It's the title of a Kinky Friedman mystery novel, if that helps.

[snowy-owlet.livejournal.com]

Top Three Things in the South?

[keyne.livejournal.com]

None of them are in my building.

[qwrrty.livejournal.com]

"They're all brown and soupy."