Memetically-engineered purity test-cum-to-do list

[muckefuck]

I been inspired by my Friends to revise my list of erotic life goals. I resolve to have sex with:

1. Three Turkish soldiers in an abandoned train tunnel near Skopje, Macedonia
2. A Russian naval officer
3. My Boy Scout leader
4. A NYC policeman after he's had me put on his uniform including the gun belt and gun
5. A bakery employee at work
6. My ex-boyfriend in a "portable classroom", which was really just a classroom trailer, after all the kids left for lunch.
7. A large 6'7" man in a Fiero.
8. Two young Mormons in the service elevator during a Young Republican's Convention.
9. A boy picked up at a high-school math conference
10. Myself in front of a crowd of fifty or more on a public city street

all at the earliest opportunity. Thank you! Y'all're the wind beneath my genitals!

Comments

Perineal

[pacotelic.livejournal.com]

You forgot about the 10,000 lbs displacement oceangoing vessel!

[muckefuck.livejournal.com]

Why stop at ten? I've got years of escapades ahead of me! Any more suggestions for Top Places Da Should Have Sex at Before He Dies?

[snowy-owlet.livejournal.com]

I'm a little suprised that you haven't already done #8.

[muckefuck.livejournal.com]

I can see people who only know me through my posts in this journal thinking I might be found at a Young Republicans' convention, but you should really know better!

Perhaps I should drop that last part and just make it "two young Mormons", at least for starters. My opportunities multiply astronomically!

[snowy-owlet.livejournal.com]

I would assume that you would go to said convention just for the purposes of perverting young cultists.

[muckefuck.livejournal.com]

You know me better than I know myself!

[snowy-owlet.livejournal.com]

And yet, strangely, you never seek my advice ...

[muckefuck.livejournal.com]

Okay, who do you think I should resolve to have sex with?

[snowy-owlet.livejournal.com]

You mean besides me?

[muckefuck.livejournal.com]

Shoulda mentioned it before the wedding! (Or, for even more purity-test points, at.)

[snowy-owlet.livejournal.com]

Yeah, well, you know me: 15 minutes late and $20 short, every time.

My suggestion to you is to aim high. Go for a televangelist or, for more whizz-bang points, a revivalist on a tent tour.

[keyne.livejournal.com]

I dunno about #9 -- you really think any self-respecting 18-year-old would attend? :) Or were you thinking of throwing caution to the winds and going for minor flesh?

I'm shocked, shocked that you weren't there to join in on #10.

[muckefuck.livejournal.com]

You're right: I'd better stick to the teachers.

As for number 10, I know! I never knew before I could have sex with myself without myself present either, but we learn shocking new facts every day!

[danbearnyc.livejournal.com]

#1 sounds like darkphuque