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SO I noticed something unusual at Mather Pavilion today: The perimetre was enclosed by an unbroken line of crystaline substance about half a span wide. Are you thinking what I am? Yep, ZOMBIES! It's a barrier of salt to prevent their zombified residents from escaping into town and devouring us all! And this morning's commuters were treading on it, scatting the crystals and weakening the ward. FOOLS!! But what do they care? They'll be out of town before dark.

Name of the Day

Altaf Tyrewala

(At first, I thought "Tyrewala" might be one of those awesome Mumbai Parsi surnames like "Contractor" and "Engineer", but apparently it's a Muslim name.)