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[muckefuck]

SO I noticed something unusual at Mather Pavilion today: The perimetre was enclosed by an unbroken line of crystaline substance about half a span wide. Are you thinking what I am? Yep, ZOMBIES! It's a barrier of salt to prevent their zombified residents from escaping into town and devouring us all! And this morning's commuters were treading on it, scatting the crystals and weakening the ward. FOOLS!! But what do they care? They'll be out of town before dark.

Comments

[gopower.livejournal.com]

I thought the NU frat boys didn't get back until next month. Oh well, nothing like being prepared...

[mollpeartree.livejournal.com]

Salt works on zombies?! I thought it was just ghosts.

Well I guess I don't need to mail-order a shotgun now.

[muckefuck.livejournal.com]

Traditional zombies only, not modern viral zombies. Don't cancel that order just yet!