Anti-climatic rant

[muckefuck]

I swear, if I hear ONE MORE whiner baby bitch about how "cold" it is, I'm going to knock him across the chops, screaming: "It is NOT cold! Look, you can't even see your breath! It's 45 degrees! We spend half the frickin' year colder than this. If this is too cold for you, WHY ARE YOU LIVING IN THIS FUCKING TOWN? Move your bitch ass to Arizona or somewhere!"

Thank you for your indulgence.

Comments

[mollpeartree.livejournal.com]

It's SO COLD we turned the heat on last night! Omigod!

Actually, I was all basking in the luxury of just being able to turn on the damn heat instead of wondering how late in October this year it would be before the landlord could be begged into it. The joy of home ownership!

[lhn.livejournal.com]

Conversely, I'm basking in the luxury of getting to wait all day Friday for the heating guy. (Because, despite the fact that they replaced our thermocouple twice last year, and despite the fact that I had the boiler cleaned and inspected two weeks ago, the heat didn't go on when I turned the thermostat up on Monday). The joy of home ownership!

[mollpeartree.livejournal.com]

This year's perfectly functioning spankin' new furnace brought to you by last year's leaky flooding A/C unit. The joy of homeownership, I say yet again!