The ursine art of the flounce

[muckefuck]

I should be thankful for the little bursts of Bear Drama in my life since it makes me appreciate how drama-free it is overall. Friday was supposed to be a nice evening of RPG with JB and Dale. But I had to go and suggest we invite SquareBear, since he's been angling for an invite to JB's since last year, without knowing that Dale and him have a History. Frankly, it's not much of one, but Dale never forgets a slight and carries a grudge like some people carry a torch. So, long story short, Dale's not willing to come if there's even a chance of SquareBear being there, and even though we haven't heard back from him JB's already gone and pulled the plug.

It's times like these that I really appreciate the boringness of my straight friends.

Comments

[bitterlawngnome.livejournal.com]

straight people are just as full of drama

it's more in your choice of friends than in their sexuality

[muckefuck.livejournal.com]

My straight friends are mostly holdovers from college, so they've been selected for stability. But I keep trying to make new gay friends to replace those who have flaked out or moved away, which means more winnowing to do.

[vamapper.livejournal.com]

If your straight friends don't have their share of drama, they're just very good about hiding it. My favorite was a woman around whom I could write an entire soap opera. She had a new boyfriend every two months. There was the initial infatuation, the ecstasy, the plateau where everything was good, the betrayal, the breakup, and the depression until the next boyfriend.

[muckefuck.livejournal.com]

There's so many of each, that's not nearly as relevant as fuckability. It's amazing what bullshit you'll put up with as long as there's some remote chance of ending up in bed together.