Oct. 25th, 2010 10:11 pm
Hobbling out
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muckefuckTonight was my triumphant return to Burger Night at Big Chicks. Yesterday I came to the realisation that this might be my last chance to milk the sympathy of navigating the place on crutches. Since once you lay those down, you're no longer a pitiful disabled man, you're just some twat wearing an ugly shoe.
The charming hottie who takes the orders was suitably solicitous, but most of the crowd were strangers. Coleman was sweet enough to secure a table out front so we could watch the comings and goings, but the only visitors we had were the Scoutmaster, Mr Foot Fetishist (who couldn't keep his hands off my hair), and Diego. Not that I wasn't happy to see them all, but half that bunch will be at Coleman's party in a couple weeks anyway.
I rode back up with the Scoutmaster and he hit the CTA jackpot when the driver offered to drop him a couple blocks from his home on her way back to the garage. My karma wasn't so good: Somewhere along the way I must've dropped my CTA card. At least I never keep more than $10 on it any more and I think in this case it was down to $5. Hopefully it'll make someone's day.
The charming hottie who takes the orders was suitably solicitous, but most of the crowd were strangers. Coleman was sweet enough to secure a table out front so we could watch the comings and goings, but the only visitors we had were the Scoutmaster, Mr Foot Fetishist (who couldn't keep his hands off my hair), and Diego. Not that I wasn't happy to see them all, but half that bunch will be at Coleman's party in a couple weeks anyway.
I rode back up with the Scoutmaster and he hit the CTA jackpot when the driver offered to drop him a couple blocks from his home on her way back to the garage. My karma wasn't so good: Somewhere along the way I must've dropped my CTA card. At least I never keep more than $10 on it any more and I think in this case it was down to $5. Hopefully it'll make someone's day.