Jeśli Kafka był Kawka

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Gdy Gregor Samsa obudził się pewnego rana z niespokojnych snów, stwierdził, że zamienił się w łóżku w potwornego robaka.

What the hell, go for the whole suite, right? Can't claim credit for this, however, since now we're getting to languages for which there are long-standing translations. Here Ungeziefer is glossed with robak, which at least doesn't mean "insect" (that would be owad) but may be misleading in its own way, since the most common gloss for it seems to be "worm". (Cf. Robak komputerowy "computer worm".)