GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!

[muckefuck]

Since the world has enough negativity in it without me spewing more, I try never to post a complaint here without that I balance it out with some positive news. And fortune (aided a bit by me) has just dropped a doozy into my lap.

I haven't posted much about my crushes either, since these are likewise tedious for anyone who doesn't share them. So just because I haven't mentioned Mr Brick Shithouse in months, it doesn't mean that I've ceased making lame attempts to chat him up from time to time. A couple weeks back, his coworker was asking me about sports, and I had to confess that watching soccer held no appeal for me. How that went over you can well imagine. I've been trying to redeem myself by feigning interest in the exploits of the American mens' team, which pulled off a shocking upset of Spain a month ago, only to lose to Brazil in the final. Now the next grudge matchup is the USA vs. Mexico in the Gold Cup Final this Sunday at 1 p.m. and El Tapatío wanted to make sure I didn't miss out. I told him that he really needed to come over and explain it to me. To my surprise, he took down my address and asked, "¿Te gusta Dos Equis?"

So in three days, I will have three hundred pounds of Mexican hotness ten feet from my bedroom door. Any suggestions for getting him through that door and into Buddy Position No. 1 without sending me through the door of St Francis Hospital's Emergency Room will be most warmly entertained.

Comments

[foodpoisoningsf.livejournal.com]

If he's taken your address and is bringing beer, I expect he'll go through the door on his own power.

[muckefuck.livejournal.com]

Well I'm not carrying him over the threshold, that's for damn sure.

[richardthinks.livejournal.com]

now you have me distracted with unseemly questions about the numbering of buddy positions.
Also, a bit premature with the shouting? I'd say you have a promising cross to the middle there, at best. And there I'm going to stop, before I have to come up with some goalie-related pun.

[muckefuck.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't be able to answer them myself; that's a direct lift from the works of Ethan Mordden.

[arktos62.livejournal.com]

Just don't ask him to explain the offside rule!

[muckefuck.livejournal.com]

Honey, as long as he spreads his legs, I don't care what he goes on about!

[leiny.livejournal.com]

New to your journal so a good backstory might be needed. Does he know you like men? If he does I always find it interesting when straight men willingly go over to a gay mans apartment to 'hang out'. Of course I might be assuming too much.

[muckefuck.livejournal.com]

Links to backstory supplied above. I don't know if he knows I'm gay; as far as I can remember, it's never come up.

[leiny.livejournal.com]

ok, three hundred pounds of Mexican does sound pretty hot.

[muckefuck.livejournal.com]

¡No te imaginas cuanto!

[innerdoggie.livejournal.com]

In any case, you'll get some Dos Equis.

[gorkabear.livejournal.com]

Tips:
-Say that Messi is the best football player now
-That Cristiano Ronaldo is the most expensive (and is making a Portuguese bank ads in Spain... what, I hadn't watched TV in ages and I'm doing today)
-México had a player called Márquez playing in FC Barcelona

Y muchísimo más... You need fútbol trivia skills to survive here :( But just in case, you can say "Nunca hubo un jugador como Maradona". And look smart!

[muckefuck.livejournal.com]

At this point, I just need fútbol vocabulary. I'm going to put together a post and ask for you input.

[gorkabear.livejournal.com]

I'm not really sure we share it.
Just in case, read
www.sport.es
www.diarioas.es

which are devoted exclusively to football and are spain's top selling papers