Simple question for Monday

[muckefuck]

What is your favourite response to "How are you?"-type questions?
What response(s) would you wink out of existence if you could?

Comments

[qwrrty.livejournal.com]

An old friend of mine, when asked "how are you," would always reply, "Adequate." It's the best response I can recall ever hearing.

[muckefuck.livejournal.com]

I have a coworker with chronic health problems. Whenever I ask her how she is after an illness, she replies, "I'm here." If I press and ask her if she's feeling any better, she'll keep replying, "I'm here" until I get the message.