Bourgeois twat update

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So what have we learned? That dental floss can stay by the sink, but a nightguard should be kept in the cabinet. That a scrunchie can go on the towel ring with the handkerchief I use to clean my glasses but that a hairbrush gets put away. That underarm deodorant can stay out with the collection of colognes, and that hair gel belongs in the shower.

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Ha - of course not. But I bet you knew the answer could never be that simple.

The correct answer varies by location. Towels should fill the available space as fully as possible, and have matched single folds facing forward. In our current place that requires the towel to be folded in thirds lengthwise, then in half twice. If towel sizes cannot be separated into separate piles, smaller towels are stacked on top of larger in neat pyramids.

Yes, I am (mostly) kidding. My husband gets it right at least half the time now...