Breaking

[muckefuck]

Well, I'm off to STL for a few days, where Internet access will be sporadic at best. That's probably a blessing--I've got people getting on my tits right now in like three different fora simultaneously. And I've been so belligerent the past couple of days--picking squabbles at work and even upbraiding a harmless charmugger for getting between me and my sandwich--that I think some time away from the boring old stresses of work and house will do me good, even if it does mean exposing myself to the even more boring stresses of air flight and even older ones of family. At least for the flight I'll have the company of bunj, which is such a giddy pleasure that I can hardly fathom it. Someone to entertain me! Someone to look out for me! Someone to watch my stuff while I pee! It's like a waking dream.

Now to find out how much shit I can cram into a single carryon. Whee!

Comments

[keyne.livejournal.com]

What's a "charmugger"? OFG is no help here.

[muckefuck.livejournal.com]

More conventionally abbreviated to chugger.

[donncha22.livejournal.com]

Cuireann "fora" gliondar ar mo chroí! Beidh muid ag fanacht leat. Tá súil agam go mbeidh tú in ann The Annoying Mr. Cinniúint a chur ina thost. Go n-éirí an bóthar leat.

[muckefuck.livejournal.com]

Contrártha le breithiúnas maith thugas freagra arís air sa snáithe sin. An bhfuil inmhúinte i n-aon chor é nó ná fuilim ach ag argóint le falla bríce?

[donncha22.livejournal.com]

Is callánach an balla bríce é! Gaotaire is ea é, sin an méid. Dúirt sé ar an gclár plé gur canúineolaí é ("dialectologist" a dúirt sé, le beith cruinn), ach níl a fhios agam beo cas is ciall leis sin ina chás féin. Níl aon teanga aige seachas an Béarla féin, go bhfios dom.

[muckefuck.livejournal.com]

Tuigim go fearr do mhífhoighne leis arís. Ná labhraíonn sé riamh i nGaelainn? Chur Caoimhín iomardú aréir orm fém chúiseamh mailíse ina aghaidh, ach nach fearr sin ná meas amadáin air? Ar a laghad, b'fhearr liom gur mioscaiseach le daoine mé ná bómánta!

[donncha22.livejournal.com]

Mar a dúirt an té a dúirt: I'll be nicer if you'll be smarter. Céard a dúirt Caoimhín leat? Dála an scéil, bhí orm "iomardú" a fháil san fhoclóir. ;-) Níor chuala mé an focal sin riamh. Maidir leis an mballa bríce, ní léimse a leath dá scríobhann sé. Oh, agus bhain "HTH HAND" gáire -- mailíseach, ar ndóigh! -- asam.

[NB: in áit "go fearr", rud nach ndeirtear, "tuigim X níos fearr"]

[muckefuck.livejournal.com]

Conas déarfá "called on the carpet", "gave a talking to", no a leithéid i nGaelainn? Is cinnte liom go bhfuil mórán cor cainte cuí ach níl a fios agam.

Dúirt Caoimhín go bhfuil cead agam easaontú, ach tá orm "sibhialta" a bheith. D'iarras air miniú dhom cad é ba míshibhialta ar mo fhreagra agus é gan fhreagair do shin.

[donncha22.livejournal.com]

Ó chairdiúil go naimhdiúil:

Thug sé comhairle mo leasa dom.
Thaispeán sé an cárta buí dom. *
Thug sé stiall den teanga dom.
Thug sé íde na muc is na madraí dom.

* http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penalty_card