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[muckefuck]

They say that you can tell if someone is talking about you because you'll hear a ringing in your ear: The left if it's something bad, the right if it's something good.

How do you tell if someone is masturbating about you?

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[foodpoisoningsf.livejournal.com]

Your butthole will start ringing.

[muckefuck.livejournal.com]

You make me feel like Anita Ward!

[foodpoisoningsf.livejournal.com]

I love it when you make me look things up.

[muckefuck.livejournal.com]

And I thought you'd know this one for sure! My illusions are shattered.

[ladysophis2k8.livejournal.com]

LMAO.

"You can see it in their eyes."

[tisoi.livejournal.com]

Damn. I have tinnitis. Not good!

[niemandsrose.livejournal.com]

The sensation of a phantom tongue in your ear. Right or left, depending on whether you think being masturbated about is a good or bad thing.