Befriending the natives

[muckefuck]

Earlier in the evening, I proudly announced to monshu that I now know "Shut up and suck my dick!" in Irish. This immediately got me wondering what other languages I knew how to say this in. German, Spanish, no problem. For Catalan and French, I wasn't sure of the second verb. Xuclar is "suck" in Catalan, but it took a Google search to confirm that "Xucla-me-la!" was probably idiomatic. He suggested sucer for French, which honestly wasn't in my vocabulary before. For Italian, I only know "Give me a blow job!" which lacks a certain forcefulness (and can't easily double as an insult). I vaguely remember learning how to say this in Chinese as well before our trip (hey, you never know what will come in handy), but of course I've completely forgotten it now. And, sadly, my Welsh study has never included a primer on such useful vocabulary and--excellent though it may be in general--this is one phrase not covered by my new Geiriadur yr Academi.

Comments

[itchwoot.livejournal.com]

"suce ma queue"?
"sucking someone's dick" in French is also "piper quelqu'un", but I don't know about the insult quality of that. ;)

[muckefuck.livejournal.com]

I didn't know queue; my preference is for bite.

[fainic-thu-fein.livejournal.com]

Dún do chlab agus diúl mo bhod?

[muckefuck.livejournal.com]

Ní dhéanfad, go raibh maith agat, táim t'réis ithe!

[bwillsouth.livejournal.com]

I'm guessing the terms you'd use in German are "den Mund halten" and "den Schwanz lutschen" but I'm unsure how to combine those idiomatically properly. Maybe "Halt den Mund und lutsch den Schwanz!"

[muckefuck.livejournal.com]

If I'm going to be rude enough to use halten instead of schweigen, I'll go all the way and say Maul rather than Mund. (Also, I'd toss a "mir" into the second statement, just to clarify that the owner of the Schwanz is different from the owner of the Mund/Maul.)

[bwillsouth.livejournal.com]

Duly noted.

Always appreciate help learning how to pick a fight with the international students!

[areia.livejournal.com]

I've been living in English speaking countries for so long I had to verify my guess at the Dutch. That was an entertaining little Google session... Ahem. Most of the relevant sources seem to agree on some variation on "Zwijg en zuig mijn lul.". You could also use the verb 'pijpen', which would give us "Zwijg en pijp mij.", though that means you lose the added poignancy of the word 'lul'.

[muckefuck.livejournal.com]

I will never look at the word "lulz" in the same light again!