Wrongest Candy Ever

[muckefuck]

Wrong flavours of Pretz (a form of Pocky) seen at the Beijing International duty-free store:

1. 北京烤鸭 (Peking Duck)
2. 广东鱼翅 (Canton Shark's Fin)
3. 四川麻辣 (Sichuan Spicy Sauce)
4. 上海蟹 (Shanghai Crab)

Why I did not buy any of them: Because I knew of something far wronger available at Incheon International--

kimchi chocolate.

Comments

[richardthinks.livejournal.com]

Kimchi chocolate sounds quite tempting.
Certainly better than Peking Duck Pocky, or those Japanese ice creams (squid-flavour, anyone?) that occasionally get spread around the web.

[jhvilas.livejournal.com]

Kimchi chocolate doesn't just sound wrong: it sounds like an abomination.

[niemandsrose.livejournal.com]

Oh no, I give you: koohii gyuunyuu ramen.

http://www.japanitup.com/ice-cream-ramen-47/

[joliecanard.livejournal.com]

What? I want to try the kimchi chocolate candy!

[muckefuck.livejournal.com]

Send me your address!

[mistress-elaine.livejournal.com]

kimchi chocolate.

That's the funniest thing I've heard all day. Thanks!

Just wondering -- will there be a post on all the fabulous Chinglish you must have come across?

[muckefuck.livejournal.com]

Yes, there will. There might've been one today if I hadn't stupidly left my notebook at monshu's. (I'm still kicking myself for missing the Chinese characters for "No Lion-Pressing Drive".)