Feb. 14th, 2007 09:26 pm
Happy Unniversary, Sweetheart!
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monshu invited me into this apartment, sat me down on his leather sofa, and told me he was dumping me for another man.
He's still trying to make it up to me.
The lengths he went to this year included a dozen pinky-orange roses ("It was the closest to salmon they had!"), smoked oysters wrapped in bacon, more pork, kir royal, sage-scented massage oil, and more...er...pork. (2+2=4. Yippee!!)
Here's hoping that day eight years ago was the last time he'll ever try to get rid of me! (So far, I've outlasted the other man and the leather sofa. With any luck, soon I'll have outlasted the apartment!)
monshu invited me into this apartment, sat me down on his leather sofa, and told me he was dumping me for another man.He's still trying to make it up to me.
The lengths he went to this year included a dozen pinky-orange roses ("It was the closest to salmon they had!"), smoked oysters wrapped in bacon, more pork, kir royal, sage-scented massage oil, and more...er...pork. (2+2=4. Yippee!!)
Here's hoping that day eight years ago was the last time he'll ever try to get rid of me! (So far, I've outlasted the other man and the leather sofa. With any luck, soon I'll have outlasted the apartment!)