An open letter to the Mets bullpen

[muckefuck]

dear Mets

we stil hae some guys in on our tema who haventl goten any homeruns from u guys yet not many and mostly pitchers i know but maybe u could do smething about it when u r bck in new York k thx

love u guys

a fan (not ur fan but still a big fan)

Comments

[his-regard.livejournal.com]

Great. Another Welsh post.

[snowy-owlet.livejournal.com]

Thank goodness I didn't have any liquid in my mouth when I read this.

(You win Wednesday.)

[muckefuck.livejournal.com]

What is worse than being talked about in Welsh?

[his-regard.livejournal.com]

Oh, the horns of a dilemma: would Wilde be more likely to say "not being talked about in Welsh," or just "nothing"?

pbthtbpbpbpbt

[(Anonymous)]

Albert's ass is the only thing keeping him in my good graces right now...

-e

[muckefuck.livejournal.com]

What about his sexy smile and his cute accent?