Pretentious even when dreaming

[muckefuck]

Last night I dreamt I lost my shoes. While eating out. At the kind of restaurant where I knew if I told them, they'd ask "Whose were they?" meaning "Who designed them?" I was too embarrassed to say that they were just a pair of old topsiders, so I planned to say, "Hell if I know. I remember they were really comfortable, so probably no one important."