UFR: No place like home

[muckefuck]

I knew it would be a good story when my neighbour asked me, "Do you know H. the One-Armed Guy?" Apparently, he has a bad habit of letting prostitutes into the building in order to sleep at night. No one's quite sure whether this is his notion of providing charity or if he draws some concrete benefit from his thoughtfulness.

At least one of them won't be seen around here again since one of the residents surprised her TAKING A DUMP IN A TRASHCAN. It was early enough in the evening that the tough-as-nails building manager was there, so he reported it and she sicced the bookish young security guard on her and confronted her in the lobby. "DID YOU SHIT IN OUR TRASHCAN?" Oh, I can just hear her with her gravelly coffee-and-cigarettes voice reading the riot act.

In the end, she called the police and got a restraining order. Now I wonder if this was the source of the cryptic "DO NOT LET ANYONE INTO THE BUILDING" notices that appeared recently, which mentioned "illegal behavior" without going into any specifics.

Comments

[mollpeartree.livejournal.com]

I imagine they hesitated at putting up signs saying "PLEASE DO NOT ALLOW PROSTITUTES TO SHIT IN THE TRASHCANS", so I'm guessing yes.

[tanagers.livejournal.com]

This reminds me of my grandma's place in Highland Park. They put up signs saying "No guests in the work out room." We were concerned, because my brother often used the room when he would visit. It turned out that someone's nurse had been caught having sex with a guy in the room. Sometimes the signs just don't tell everything, right?