The creeping menace of metrosexuality

[muckefuck]

Overheard at the El station; young woman speaking:

"He needs to lose that Grizzly Adams thing he got going and GQ up."

Comments

[my-tallest.livejournal.com]

Woo hoo, more for me!

Meanwhile, my metrosexual boss started shaving his head. And it is hot.

Can sexual harrassment claims go the other way? I have no position of power over him, so it doesn't count, right? Otherwise I'm really, really going to start having to bite my tongue.

[muckefuck.livejournal.com]

That "hostile environment" provision is pretty broad. (Read: NO NOOGGIES!)

[hypersimulation.livejournal.com]

Do you think the comment was directed at you???

[muckefuck.livejournal.com]

Not a chance: She was cell-phone oblivious--and I was in stealth-bear mode anyhow.

[hypersimulation.livejournal.com]

Nice!

[innerdoggie.livejournal.com]

When do you think the waxen-man fad will pass? I find it gross, but they probably feel the same way about me, so I'll shut up now.

[tyrannio.livejournal.com]

It might just melt away, but it's Tussaud to tell.

[bitterlawngnome.livejournal.com]

You think you're some kind of cire?

[tyrannio.livejournal.com]

Non, la cire est perdue. (Now you're going to accuse me of being brassy.)

[owenthomas.livejournal.com]

Can we combine these trends? Beartrosexuals? GQubs?

[grandiva1968.livejournal.com]

I'm just sayin' there's nothin' wrong with Grizzly Adams in an Armani suit.

[aadroma.livejournal.com]

Just as the ladies at work were trying to convince me to shave all of my hair off.

Not bloody likely, lady. -_-