Da's spirituality, reduced to two basic appetites

[muckefuck]

Why I could never be a Buddhist: The "No-Pork" thing.
Why I could never be a Jew: The "No-Pork" thing.
Why I could never be a Christian: The "No-Porking" thing.
Why I could never be a Muslim: The "No-Pork" thing and the "No-Porking" thing.
Why I could never be a Satanist: The whole "Porking-Pork" thing.

Comments

[febrile.livejournal.com]

I say, I find this to be rather *snerk*worthy!

[snowy-owlet.livejournal.com]

Pigs wot are good for your heart (http://www.sciam.com/article.cfm?chanID=sa003&articleID=00095050-1EB7-1423-9EB783414B7F0000)

[muckefuck.livejournal.com]

Mmm...roundworm DNA!

[snowy-owlet.livejournal.com]

Tasty AND squicky!

[aadroma.livejournal.com]

Why I could never be a Jew: The "No-Pork" thing.

I haven't had any problems. ^_-

[muckefuck.livejournal.com]

Bad Jew! Bad Jew!