Being a good guest

[muckefuck]

MUST NOT CONSIDER LOOKING FOR PORN ON BROTHER-IN-LAW'S COMPUTER.
MUST NOT CONSIDER CALLING BOYFRIEND ON SISTER'S PHONE FOR PHONE SEX.
MUST NOT CONSIDER WANKING WITH MOTHER SLEEPING IN NEXT BED.

Comments

[rollick.livejournal.com]

Ah, the joys of being female: silent, messless wanking, anywhere, any time. Nyah.

[muckefuck.livejournal.com]

Yes, yes, and multiple orgasms. All in all, I'll take greater earning power and a society heavily biased in my favour.

But Mom came by while I was reading this(!) and told me she'd sleep downstairs tonight and I could have the room to myself. HELLO MR HAPPY!

[rollick.livejournal.com]

Well, I felt sorry for you and Mr. Unhappy, so I dropped her an email. You're welcome.