The burden of enforced fabulosity

[muckefuck]

I'm dreading that year-end review before the Queer Card Committee. (I don't know what my status is right now, but it's never been very secure.) Fortunately, I just made plans to go shoe shopping with a female friend. If that doesn't put me in good standing, then I seriously don't know what more I can do.

Comments

You ... shoe shopping?

[monshu.livejournal.com]

Can I believe what I am reading? He actually WANTS to go shopping. Who is this friend and what arcane powers does she have over him? I need lessons ASAP.

[muckefuck.livejournal.com]

It's welcomerain! She has the mysterious Answer Power, but no other arcane gifts as far as I know (but perhaps I'm too deeply within her thrall to further discern these).

[innerdoggie.livejournal.com]

Can I send you out to buy shoes for me without me having to go? I hate shoe shopping. What I need are snowboots rated to -40.