I've found religion!

[muckefuck]

How is it that y'all have let me go so long without hearing of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism, the hot new religion that's taking the country by storm? For midgit's sake, it's the only religion whose theology explicitly incorporates pirates! It must be the best new faith since the Church of the Subgenius! (Actually, it's better since--by it's own admission--the CSG exists only to take your money, whereas FSM was founded to make an important political point.)

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[snowy-owlet.livejournal.com]

I just figured no one could be so completely out of the loop as to not have heard about it. Hell, I've even been commissioned to make a pendant.

I should get on that.

[muckefuck.livejournal.com]

When it comes to being out of the loop, I am second to no one. Except monshu, that is. And Nuphy. They rely on me to tell them about the newest hot Internet video clips. It's very sad.

[that-dang-otter.livejournal.com]

I've never heard of it either.