BACON!!!

[muckefuck]

Courtesy of princeofcairo, but dedicated to aadroma.

3. Bacon (MEAT & FISH*)

I will never be a vegetarian, if we are to pretend that such things exist, for one simple reason: I could never rob myself of the chance to enjoy the most delicious food in the world. Indeed, bacon seems to be the hardest meat to give up, and the thing most likely to lure vegetarians back to civilisation. The smell is like man-nip. The appearance, whether it's fleshy pink back bacon, verging on cannibalism, or ruddy rippling streaky bacon with its trim of crispy fat, is always mouth-watering. But the taste! If God exists, he is made of bacon. I do not believe that there has ever been a single moment of a single day when I have not wanted bacon.

(For the complete list of--I'm really not making this up--"Best British Foods", clikest thou here.)

Comments

[foodpoisoningsf.livejournal.com]

If God is made of bacon, how come those nasty little white things they give out at Mass are so tasteless? Really, if communion wafers were bacon the world would be Catholic.

[muckefuck.livejournal.com]

That would be #37 on the list of "Top 101 Mysteries of the Faith"--coming soon to an LJ near you!