Rush has his revenge

[muckefuck]

New York City attacked by giant popsicle! Pedestrians scurry in terror as sticky strawberry goo floods Union Square!

Edit: In other urban disaster news, exploding propane tanks in Mill Creek Valley! Gaper blocks stretch for miles!

Comments

[snowy-owlet.livejournal.com]

Oh, MAN! That first one confirms my faith in the inherent silliness of the Universe (or, I suppose, of the Snapple company).

[aadroma.livejournal.com]

... yeah, you'd make a giant popsicle and drag it around on a hot summer day WHY?! o_O

What would have REALLY made the story, is if the popsicle flood that occured afterwords drowned the Snapple Lady. "Best stuff on earth", indeed.

[keyne.livejournal.com]

Boy, and I thought you were joking. That popsicle thing helped make my day.