Test your IQea!

[muckefuck]

On Friday, Mom and I went to the Big Blue Box in the suburbs. (More on that harrowing foray into hostile territory later!) All in all, I picked up six items. Here are their names; who can--without looking them up online!--tell me what they were?

1. 365+
2. Ribba
3. Barrit
4. Gosa Drömma
5. Grunka
6. Flygel

Optional geek-ass question: Imagine that all (excepting 365+, for most genres) form a party of adventurers for the d20 RPG of your choice and assign character classes appropriately.

Comments

[lhn.livejournal.com]

Ribba: Slaad cleric
Barrit: Elven fighter (Player is a fan of Steven Brust with indifferent spelling recall.)
Gosa Drömma: Drow wizard
Grunka: Barbarian
Flygel: Halfling thief

IKEA - it's all about systems thinking.

[bitterlawngnome.livejournal.com]

365+

A bulk pack of condoms.

Ribba

A bulk pack of ribbed condoms.

Barrit

A thingy for holding long hair out of the way while using 365+ or Ribba.

Gosa Drömma

A large drum with which to announce your virility after using 365+ or Ribba.

Grunka

A waste container for disposing of 365+ or Ribba.

Flygel

An innovative water-based gel lubricant for use with 365+ or Ribba.

Re: IKEA

[muckefuck.livejournal.com]

Beautiful! You've gone and described the IXXXEA of my dreams (the wet ones, that is!).

[bunj.livejournal.com]

Here are the characters for my upcoming d20 Star Wars one-shot:

365+ - Tenurian Combat Droid
Ribba - Dug A-Wing Pilot
Barrit - Young Jedi Knight
Gosa Drömma - Renegade Senator
Grunka - Wookiee Smuggler
Flygel - Bothan Spy

[lhn.livejournal.com]

Who'd want to smuggle Wookiees?

[bunj.livejournal.com]

There's a huge market for the cubs. Kids love them because they're so furry and playful. Like an ewok, but with more technical know-how. Of course, the owners usually don't realize that a cute little Wookiee cub grows into an easily-enraged, bowcaster-wielding adult. Then, one day, the captive Wookiee looses a game and pulls the arms off the winner. After that, many are just abandoned in the wilderness, howling plaintively. It's really a sad tale. Thankfully, the Rebel Alliance has started a program where abandoned Wookiees are matched up with hard-bitten rogue freighter pilots. Although a new program, it has met with remarkable success.

[robling-t.livejournal.com]

And we won't even talk about the ones who get flushed immediately the moment a kid comes running in yelling "look, Mom, can I keep it?" Tragic, but paradoxically quite good for ridding a city's sewer system of alligators...