Dead Libs: Tell me what I did today!

[muckefuck]

This morning, I slept in--I didn't get up until almost [1: a time]! All those [2: a drink] with monshu last night must've made me really sleepy. But it didn't matter, since no one was expecting me at the usual time at work, since I had an appointment to see my [3: a physician]. I was relieved to find out that, at my age, I'm no longer at risk for [4: a disease]. She gave me a prescription for [5: a chronic malady] and sent me on my way.

I decided to stop at [6: eatery] before riding into work. They were playing the first album I ever bought with my own money! Man, I can't remember the last time I heard [7: song title]. My waitress had no love for it, though, since she I heard her telling her co-worker to turn it off. They starting playing the recent album by flavour-of-the-month [8: a band] instead.

Unfortunately, the [9: a food] in my appetiser wasn't very fresh, but my French toast was amazing! It was "infused" with [10: a beverage] and served in a sauce made from a reduction of it. I left pretty pleased, but unfortunately I had to squeeze onto a train jammed with [11: type of losers] and wasn't able to read my copy of [12: a publication].

Comments

[hypersimulation.livejournal.com]

3:33 P.M., mojitos, dentist, hoof n' mouth disease, clymidia, Arby's, The Cure's Pornography, The Gypsy Kings, corn dogs, cherry juice you bought by accident thinking it was cranberry juice and didn't realize it wasn't until you drank the entire bottle over the span of a week and looked at the label as you were throwing it away, prigs, Vogue Bambini.

Too much fun!

[innerdoggie.livejournal.com]

1. 5:30 am
2. Cosmopolitans
3. Osteopath
4. Reyes Syndrome
5. Arthur-itis
6. Chicago Coffee something-or-other at Broadway & Berwyn
7. Message in a Bottle
8. Son-of-Eminem
9. ham
10. raspberry aqua vitae
11. options traders
12. The Economist

How did I do?

[muckefuck.livejournal.com]

1 for 12! But (2) is a pretty near miss.

[snowy-owlet.livejournal.com]

1. 9:30
2. Genesee Cream Ale
3. Allergist
4. Whooping cough
5. helminth infestation
6. McDonald's
7. Strokin'
8. Me First and the Gimme Gimmes
9. food
10. pennyroyal soda
11. gay yuppie Republicans
12. Tiger Beat

[bunj.livejournal.com]

Dude, you don't give us the story until later. You've completely prejudiced my answers. I mean, I already know number 12 is The Economist.

[snowy-owlet.livejournal.com]

Tiger Beat! Tiger Beat!!!

[muckefuck.livejournal.com]

You apparently have "Dead Libs", a wholly-original new creation from your beloved Death of Imagination Team, confused with some crappy, derivative game you played as a child.