Chicago Bear Report

[muckefuck]

1. Yesterday, I saw fellow bear-lover Herr Speck on the el on the way in and decided to walk him to the coffee shop. He was going to *$'s until he saw what was outside the Unicorn Cafe. Five old guys sitting around, four of them nothing special, but one in the middle with white hair, white pants, and a lovely package, chest, and arms. Fortunately, I don't have to change my route to see if he's always there at that hour, since Speck is even more lascivious than I am.
2. Just got around to picking up last week's Reader. Idly turned to restaurant reviews (which start on p.3 of Section Two) and--WOOF! There's an article on a kosher eatery and the photo of the rabbi is superhot. If you like your men like you like your hot dogs--plump, beefy, and kosher--then you MUST pick yourself up a copy!
3. There are finally men and not just machines swarming around the construction site just north of the Main St. el stop in Evanston. Roughly half of these men are bears. My morning commute just got a whole lot better.

Comments

[go-wade-in.livejournal.com]

>> If you like your men like you like your hot dogs--plump, beefy, and kosher--then you MUST pick yourself up a copy! >>

girthy!