Unclear on the Concept of...Lutheran cuisine

[muckefuck]

Today's as nasty as yesterday was beautiful. Outside, it's pitch dark and raining. My hungering for some comfort food brought me back to the seminary cafeteria and a meal of beans and rice, baked mostaccioli, and beef-vegetable soup. While I was spooning up my entrees, I heard a South Asian woman ask a cafeteria worker "What here is spicy?"